Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A Chef or a Maid?

And then you get the odd brainless bananas who opt for neither. Tsk...

As for me:

I'd like twelve maids, one for each room, thank you.

AND marry a chef:
- To feed the cats
- Handle sharp knives
- Add a spicy salza with a splash of tango to my life
- Lay my table with exquisite treasures!

Outrageous! Is it possible that someone out there happened to think I'd be saying this:
"...and lay me on the table."
"Get laid on..."

Makes one wonder just who's out there...or is that just me and that Wicket-ly and Wicked-ly Rickety thoughts that drift in and out unconsciously...?

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