Retarded Marketing Skills

Feel intimidated by the fact that you are a complete dumb-dud in the face of magical but scornful careers such as “Marketing” and “Sales Consultants”? I fail and flail miserably in this competitive environment as I can’t sell goods and let alone stand being told anyone can sell...

Some are born with The Marketing & Selling Spoon and others like me, should be left well alone in their stupidity about silver and pewter spoons...

I'm almost sure that we all know someone who do quite well in the Department of Retarded Excellence. This so-called "Retard trade-list" is as long as the longest list of everything in the world and the qualification(s) comes without formal papers. One don't even have to buy them at fraud machines; they come for free.

To think of a few people that I know, there is The Technical-, Sexist-, Parental-, Boozing-, Bike-riding-, Intellectual-, Pitiful-,Brass-, Neurotic-, Employer-, Social-, Computer- RETARD and so on...

Furthermore: The Sales Retard (me) was asked to investigate into a company selling a German factory machine. A RAMPF. Don’t move on to technical matters now, as I can’t honestly not tell if this thing has anything to do with WW I or II or neither.

In final cheerful spirits, I wrote: May the highest bidder win...
Reply: The first bidder will win. Not a hard selling tactic, I promise.

Wow, who would believe that? Not a hard selling tactic... Heh? Don’t some of you find salesmen enthusiasm and confidence just a tad bit unnerving, boorish or even horsy and come to think of it, tacky?

As a Technical Retard (list getting longer), I may even qalify under the section Silver, Pewter, Brass, Copper, Chrome and whatever-other-metal retard. Retarded PA too, and Retarded Bidder...Retarded smart-pants & the one I like most: Dumb Dud When The Occasion Suits...