A friend teaching at primary school mentioned during a happy braai that the most frequent questions she gets are: What will happen to us? What if the world comes to an end?
Pretty big fears and questions for wee ones...
After reading this you will know something about my driving behaviour...
Taxis of all shapes (mostly hammered) that stops right in front of you without warning and swears back at you
Know-it-alls
Over friendly strangers
Beer Bellies
Sick pets who can’t say they’ve got ticks or where it hurts
Beggars that spit at you when you offer them bread
The thought of old age, disease and dying, perhaps
Having an empty wallet – this fear really hits home
Pigeon droppings on a newly washed car? Or worse, gull droppings. Topping it is the remnants of an ibis meal molding over the windscreen...
Paranoid people or those who believe in aliens and that our ancestors were all lizards
Companies phoning into selling ask a donation or promote a political party – calling you (the innocent party) a stupid cow or b....
Finger-swiping car drivers taking a left at a round-about when they’re supposed to wait or the one’s stopping mid-circle (usually with a foreign number plate).
Loosing everything due to storms or collapsing economies
Snakes
Rude drivers...again.
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Nice post keep up the good work
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